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/// MANIFESTO // WAKE UP

WAKE UP.
IT'S A JOKE.
BUT IT'S NOT.

South Africa is drowning in betting ads promising easy money. Every taxi rank, every WhatsApp group, every halftime show.

They tell you to bet your grocery budget, your school fees, your taxi fare — but with a sexy filter. We just removed the filter.

FutureBet.lol is fake. The exploitation is real. This is a satirical art project exposing how predatory gambling marketing sounds when you say the quiet part out loud.

R1B+
spent on betting ads in SA (parody est.)
1 IN 3
SA youth sees a betting ad daily (parody est.)
R0
we made from this. It's activism, not a bookie.

Stats are satirical estimates to make a point — real crisis data is available via SA Responsible Gambling Programme.

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